Why I Do Not Like Dogs

You know what I don't really like? Dogs... most people just love them. My opinion is that they are just gross. Example A: they eat their own poop and then lick your face. Example B: You have to pick up their poop so they don't eat it. Example C: They bark at EVERYTHING they see. Example D: You have to take them on a walk twice a day and during those walks they normally poop. I don't know, but if it were me, I wouldn't want to be carrying a big bag a poop on my walk. Especially when it's a great day but all you're thinking about is "Where can I throw this away!?" So now I hope you understand why I do not like dogs.